Alright, young terrestrial beings,
Have you successfully performed the necessary pattern of events?
Did you apply a cleaning agent to the intentionally exposed bits of your skeleton?
Have you communicated affection to those that created you?
Have you expressed gratitude to the omnipotent deity of your choosing?
Now it is time to lie down in a dark room
In order to lose consciousness for several hours
While trusting nothing happens to your physical form
About the Author: Elle Pereira often writes as a hobby in what little spare time she has between working three jobs. She is currently a student attending the University of West Georgia in hopes of obtaining a degree in History with sights set on joining the Peace Corps once she graduates.